When life gives you radiation (posted this on the wrong blog)

All right, I’ve been thinking. When life gives you radiation, don’t make a Hulk. Make life take the radiation back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn radiation, what am I supposed to do with this? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Zombie radiation! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the radiation! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a gun that turns radiation into fire and then I’m going to burn your house down with it!!!”

 – Zombie (Paraphrasing Cave Johnson)

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